1 00:00:06,209 --> 00:00:07,710 -Welcome to the White Lotus. -Happy to be here. 2 00:00:08,126 --> 00:00:10,167 We just got married the day before yesterday. 3 00:00:10,251 --> 00:00:11,918 Sounds like you scored. He's super rich. 4 00:00:12,126 --> 00:00:13,334 Well, his family is wealthy. 5 00:00:13,543 --> 00:00:15,001 I think you put us in the wrong room. 6 00:00:15,084 --> 00:00:16,459 Maybe I should call my mother? 7 00:00:18,501 --> 00:00:20,042 Why do you keep looking at your dick? 8 00:00:20,251 --> 00:00:21,167 I'm looking at my balls. 9 00:00:21,376 --> 00:00:22,918 Are they bigger? I haven't seen them in a while. 10 00:00:23,167 --> 00:00:25,209 -It's cancer. -We have not gotten the results. 11 00:00:25,876 --> 00:00:27,418 Nicole, it's the doctor. 12 00:00:27,501 --> 00:00:29,876 -♪ ♪ 13 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,292 She can't have a baby the first day on the job! 14 00:00:33,793 --> 00:00:35,126 Did you think that guy was hot? 15 00:00:35,334 --> 00:00:36,251 What guy? 16 00:00:38,042 --> 00:00:40,960 -Fuck! 17 00:02:16,918 --> 00:02:18,251 Does this suck? 18 00:02:21,334 --> 00:02:23,251 Are you worried we're gonna get bored? 19 00:02:24,459 --> 00:02:25,459 No. 20 00:02:28,918 --> 00:02:30,418 I wish we had drugs. 21 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:32,751 I know. 22 00:02:35,126 --> 00:02:36,418 I have weed. 23 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:48,459 -Holy shit. -It's not very much. 24 00:02:52,584 --> 00:02:54,751 I don't have anything to smoke it with, though. 25 00:02:56,126 --> 00:02:57,501 Oh, wait. 26 00:02:57,584 --> 00:02:58,793 What am I talking about? 27 00:03:00,751 --> 00:03:02,209 I threw it in last minute. 28 00:03:04,001 --> 00:03:05,626 Fucking legend. 29 00:03:07,626 --> 00:03:10,376 -Is your mom gonna freak? -Yeah, totally. 30 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,668 Do you wanna do a shotgun? 31 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:16,167 Yes. 32 00:03:33,167 --> 00:03:34,418 We're gonna get fat. 33 00:03:34,501 --> 00:03:36,876 This shit makes everything delicious. 34 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,793 Oh, shit. I have Addies if you wanna be skinny tweakers. 35 00:03:41,418 --> 00:03:43,376 I don't like taking 'em, though, 'cause then I can't sleep 36 00:03:43,459 --> 00:03:45,710 -and I get all jittery. -Oh, well, I... 37 00:03:47,084 --> 00:03:49,334 I brought Ambien, 38 00:03:49,418 --> 00:03:53,334 uh, Xanax, and a few Klonopin. But we can't use it all 39 00:03:53,418 --> 00:03:55,668 'cause I need them for my panic attacks. 40 00:03:58,251 --> 00:04:00,751 Holy shit. 41 00:04:00,835 --> 00:04:04,209 I totally forgot that I stashed some ketamine in here, Paula. 42 00:04:04,292 --> 00:04:06,459 We're so stacked. 43 00:04:07,751 --> 00:04:09,668 Hawaiian K-hole. 44 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,084 I love it when you whisper. 45 00:04:15,042 --> 00:04:17,042 Do you wanna do some ASMR? 46 00:05:24,251 --> 00:05:25,835 Yeah! Oh, thank God. 47 00:05:25,918 --> 00:05:27,084 The fuck? 48 00:05:29,042 --> 00:05:30,543 Everything's fine. 49 00:05:30,626 --> 00:05:32,876 Your dad just found out he doesn't have cancer. 50 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,376 -What? -Is something on fire? 51 00:05:37,459 --> 00:05:40,710 No, uh, we're just doing witchcraft. 52 00:05:40,793 --> 00:05:43,126 Making offerings to Hecate. 53 00:05:45,543 --> 00:05:46,584 Oh. 54 00:05:47,626 --> 00:05:49,084 Well, isn't it great news about your dad? 55 00:05:49,167 --> 00:05:51,292 He was convinced he's dying, but he's gonna live. 56 00:05:52,459 --> 00:05:53,626 Okay, great. 57 00:05:56,668 --> 00:05:58,334 Can you guys go back to your spaces now? 58 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,418 Okay. Night. 59 00:06:02,209 --> 00:06:04,543 Honey, the kids are so happy. 60 00:06:04,626 --> 00:06:06,751 I just told them, and they're thrilled. 61 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:11,334 Can I get a hit? 62 00:06:11,876 --> 00:06:12,960 No. 63 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:15,209 I'm telling Mom 64 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,042 that you're doing bong rips in the room, then. 65 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:18,543 Don't be a little bitch. 66 00:06:18,626 --> 00:06:20,209 Snitches get stitches. 67 00:06:29,751 --> 00:06:32,334 -Where were we? 68 00:06:53,251 --> 00:06:58,418 ♪ ("HAWAI'I AU" BY THE SUNDAY MANOA PLAYING) ♪ 69 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,918 So, what's going on? How's Lani? 70 00:09:00,918 --> 00:09:02,084 Who's Lani? 71 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,459 Wait. Are you serious? 72 00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:07,126 The trainee that had a baby in your office. 73 00:09:07,209 --> 00:09:09,876 Yeah. She's, um... 74 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,376 She's at the hospital. I think she's okay. 75 00:09:12,459 --> 00:09:14,126 How's the baby? 76 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:18,501 Well, if it had died, I think I would've heard. 77 00:09:20,292 --> 00:09:22,001 Are... Are you okay? 78 00:09:23,918 --> 00:09:28,668 I was criticizing her all day, and she was in fucking labor. 79 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:32,751 Last night, I wanted a drink so fucking bad. 80 00:09:32,835 --> 00:09:36,084 Uh-uh. Listen, you are five years sober. 81 00:09:36,167 --> 00:09:37,376 You don't wanna mess with that. 82 00:09:37,459 --> 00:09:40,001 Yeah, but what if I just can't fucking do this anymore? 83 00:09:42,835 --> 00:09:45,960 You're gonna get it together. Okay? 84 00:09:46,042 --> 00:09:49,835 You still got some gas in the tank, right? 85 00:10:00,584 --> 00:10:01,793 Aloha. 86 00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:03,668 This is Mr. Ferrer, in the Bredford suite. 87 00:10:03,751 --> 00:10:05,334 Yes, Mr. Ferrer, how can I help you? 88 00:10:05,418 --> 00:10:07,626 The treble on my TV is too high. 89 00:10:07,710 --> 00:10:08,918 Just go. 90 00:10:09,001 --> 00:10:11,126 I need it removed from the sound bar. 91 00:10:11,209 --> 00:10:12,418 Uh-huh. 92 00:10:14,251 --> 00:10:16,251 Girls. 93 00:10:16,334 --> 00:10:18,084 Let's get going. You don't wanna miss breakfast. 94 00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:20,626 Mom, you can't just open the doors. 95 00:10:20,710 --> 00:10:23,167 -Why not? -Paula's an HSP. 96 00:10:23,251 --> 00:10:24,292 What is that? 97 00:10:24,376 --> 00:10:26,835 Highly sensitive person. 98 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,167 That's not real. 99 00:10:28,251 --> 00:10:29,876 Mom, it's a clinical diagnosis. 100 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,001 Really? Who's her physician? Lena Dunham? 101 00:10:32,084 --> 00:10:33,167 It's real. 102 00:10:33,251 --> 00:10:34,793 Yeah, you could inflame my Morgellons. 103 00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:36,543 We don't want that. Sorry, Paula. 104 00:10:36,626 --> 00:10:37,835 Next time I'll knock. 105 00:10:37,918 --> 00:10:40,126 -Morning, ladies. -Oh, good, honey. 106 00:10:40,209 --> 00:10:42,292 -Let's get breakfast. -Okay. 107 00:10:44,084 --> 00:10:45,251 What the hell? 108 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:48,543 Quinn, why are you on the floor? 109 00:10:49,918 --> 00:10:52,084 There's no air in here. 110 00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:55,710 Olivia. What? 111 00:10:55,793 --> 00:10:58,501 Your brother is stroking out in the kitchen. 112 00:10:58,584 --> 00:11:01,167 What? Dad, what the hell are you doing? 113 00:11:02,751 --> 00:11:04,876 -You're so beautiful. Ugh. 114 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,126 You're so smart. 115 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:08,960 Don't you think? 116 00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:11,668 -Yeah. -Yeah. 117 00:11:11,751 --> 00:11:14,668 Guys! Ugh, this is... 118 00:11:14,751 --> 00:11:15,960 Is that a water bong? 119 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:21,793 Hey, did you guys bring pot on the plane? 120 00:11:21,876 --> 00:11:24,167 -We found it on the beach. -It's prescription. 121 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:28,042 Yeah, what-- what are you, opening a Mexican pharmacy? 122 00:11:28,126 --> 00:11:29,376 It's prescription. 123 00:11:29,459 --> 00:11:32,584 They were partying all night and making weird lesbian noises. 124 00:11:32,668 --> 00:11:34,876 Ugh. -We weren't being lesbians, Dad. 125 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,042 Yeah, we were being sea hags. 126 00:11:36,126 --> 00:11:37,626 I think this might be better over here. 127 00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:41,042 Uh, okay. Hey, sweetie. 128 00:11:41,126 --> 00:11:44,084 I thought I had cancer, but I don't. 129 00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:47,626 Yeah. I just have an abnormal reaction to a virus. 130 00:11:47,710 --> 00:11:48,793 That's great. 131 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,543 Yeah! So I have a-- like a new lease on life. 132 00:11:51,626 --> 00:11:53,876 You're not getting rid of me yet, kid. 133 00:11:55,126 --> 00:11:56,835 Why'd you think you had cancer? 134 00:11:58,126 --> 00:12:00,459 Well, if you really wanna know, Paula, 135 00:12:00,543 --> 00:12:02,042 my testicles are swollen. 136 00:12:02,668 --> 00:12:03,710 Swole balls? 137 00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:06,418 -Really? -Yeah. 138 00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:08,376 Did they biopsy your balls, Dad? 139 00:12:08,459 --> 00:12:10,793 -No, just an MRI. -Are they still big? 140 00:12:10,876 --> 00:12:12,292 Have they deflated yet? 141 00:12:13,543 --> 00:12:16,001 -Not yet. So if it's a virus, 142 00:12:16,084 --> 00:12:17,626 are you contagious? 143 00:12:20,126 --> 00:12:22,376 If we caught it what would happen to us? 144 00:12:23,292 --> 00:12:24,751 Will our clits explode? 145 00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:28,126 That's a nauseating image, Olivia. 146 00:12:28,209 --> 00:12:30,751 -Honey, what are you doing? I'm cleaning up. 147 00:12:30,835 --> 00:12:33,835 No, you're rearranging the hotel room. 148 00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:36,001 No, I'm improving our space. 149 00:12:36,084 --> 00:12:38,042 Stop moving furniture, Nic. 150 00:12:38,126 --> 00:12:40,334 We're here for a week. I need nice feng shui. 151 00:12:40,418 --> 00:12:42,876 Dad, she's having another manic episode. 152 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,376 Oh, good. 153 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,334 Okay. Let's go guys, let's go to breakfast. 154 00:12:46,418 --> 00:12:48,292 -Quinn, get your clothes on. -Mom, it's vacation! 155 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:50,042 It's a breakfast buffet in Hawaii! 156 00:12:50,126 --> 00:12:53,126 It shouldn't be a stressful situation! 157 00:12:54,376 --> 00:12:55,876 Does he have to slam every door? 158 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,835 What? -Love ya, bud. 159 00:13:43,376 --> 00:13:44,334 Hey. 160 00:13:45,543 --> 00:13:46,876 Buffet is decent. 161 00:13:50,626 --> 00:13:51,918 What is it? 162 00:13:52,001 --> 00:13:54,543 I just got an offer to do a piece. 163 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,251 Ah, you're on your honeymoon. Fuck that. 164 00:13:58,126 --> 00:13:59,251 Yeah. 165 00:14:00,251 --> 00:14:02,042 Does it sound good? 166 00:14:02,126 --> 00:14:07,292 Oh, it's, um, about a YouTube influencer 167 00:14:07,376 --> 00:14:10,084 who sponsored a Get Out The Vote campaign. 168 00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:11,501 And then he took the five winners 169 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,292 to Burning Man in a-- an electric RV 170 00:14:14,376 --> 00:14:16,418 that can actually hover above the ground. 171 00:14:16,501 --> 00:14:19,793 What? Fuck that. 172 00:14:20,334 --> 00:14:21,376 Yeah. 173 00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:24,668 But he got 80,000 teenagers to register to vote. 174 00:14:24,751 --> 00:14:26,167 What are they gonna pay you? 175 00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:29,459 -A few hundred dollars. 176 00:14:29,543 --> 00:14:31,918 No way. Tell 'em no. 177 00:14:32,459 --> 00:14:35,042 Well... Thank you. 178 00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:36,793 I can't say no. If I keep saying no, 179 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,960 then they're-- they're not gonna come to me anymore. 180 00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:40,668 Like, if I want assignments, then I-- 181 00:14:40,751 --> 00:14:42,584 I need to stay in the mix. 182 00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:44,042 Yeah, but what? You're on your honeymoon. 183 00:14:44,126 --> 00:14:45,418 You're gonna hole up in the hotel room, 184 00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:47,543 just write some disposable garbage? 185 00:14:49,042 --> 00:14:50,418 It's not garbage. 186 00:14:50,501 --> 00:14:52,459 Yeah, fine, but it's like-- 187 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:55,042 it's like so many of the assignments they give you. 188 00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:57,251 It's just clickbait gussied up as some, like, 189 00:14:57,334 --> 00:15:00,084 high-minded trendy woke bullshit. 190 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,710 Plus, what does it matter if they stop calling? You don't need the money. 191 00:15:02,793 --> 00:15:04,835 Yeah, but I spent years of my life 192 00:15:04,918 --> 00:15:06,501 building these relationships. 193 00:15:08,001 --> 00:15:09,001 Look... 194 00:15:12,459 --> 00:15:14,918 You did those jobs for dough. Right? 195 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:18,001 'Cause you needed the work. And... 196 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,459 I don't know, I hate to, like, blow your mind, 197 00:15:20,543 --> 00:15:22,209 but your situation has changed. 198 00:15:23,251 --> 00:15:25,543 Like, you don't need to do anything anymore. 199 00:15:25,626 --> 00:15:27,793 Now you just do what you wanna do. 200 00:15:27,876 --> 00:15:29,376 And whatever that is. 201 00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:34,626 Well, that's very generous of you. 202 00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:37,209 You're my wife. Come on. 203 00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:38,918 You must've thought about this. 204 00:15:40,793 --> 00:15:44,042 The reality of that's, like, hard to process, you know? 205 00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:46,292 Like, my parents were always broke, 206 00:15:46,376 --> 00:15:49,084 and I haven't spent a day of my life, Shane, 207 00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:50,584 where I wasn't hustling 208 00:15:50,668 --> 00:15:53,835 or generally just worried about money. 209 00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:56,001 Welcome to the rest of your wonderful life. 210 00:15:58,626 --> 00:15:59,876 I'll be right back. 'Scuse me. 211 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,626 Hey, excuse me. Hey, buddy. 212 00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:03,876 -Excuse me. Ah, Mr. Patton. 213 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,710 -How are you this morning? -Yeah. Okay. 214 00:16:05,793 --> 00:16:08,960 So I have this email here, forwarded from my mother. 215 00:16:09,042 --> 00:16:10,292 Oh, an email from your mother. 216 00:16:11,459 --> 00:16:12,710 Okay. Okay. 217 00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:14,001 So, yesterday you said 218 00:16:14,084 --> 00:16:15,668 that we paid for the room that we have. 219 00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:18,292 But actually we did pay more money 220 00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:22,710 for the room we don't have. So... 221 00:16:22,793 --> 00:16:25,418 I assure you, your mother is only paying 222 00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:27,376 the rate for your current room. 223 00:16:28,543 --> 00:16:29,584 Right. 224 00:16:30,876 --> 00:16:32,084 You guys made a mistake. 225 00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,626 Okay? So just... 226 00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:36,835 just own up to your mistake, it's all I'm asking. 227 00:16:36,918 --> 00:16:38,835 Well, if there's been a mistake, I do apologize. 228 00:16:38,918 --> 00:16:40,376 I'm so very sorry. 229 00:16:43,251 --> 00:16:44,334 Thank you. 230 00:16:46,126 --> 00:16:49,251 Um, mistakes happen, you know, 231 00:16:49,334 --> 00:16:52,543 but I'm just on my honeymoon, you know, 232 00:16:52,626 --> 00:16:54,251 and, uh, it's just not the kind of trip 233 00:16:54,334 --> 00:16:56,543 where you wanna be impacted negatively 234 00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:58,793 -by someone else's mistake. -Oh, of course not. 235 00:16:58,876 --> 00:17:01,418 Right, so, I guess I'm just wondering what, uh, 236 00:17:01,501 --> 00:17:03,835 you might be able to do for us to make us feel better 237 00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:06,167 about the whole situation? 238 00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:08,042 Well, as I told you yesterday, 239 00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,960 the Pineapple Suite is occupied. 240 00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:11,626 Right. When are they leaving? 241 00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:14,501 The Volkmers are departing the day before you, on Wednesday. 242 00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:15,960 And due to our new cleaning policy, 243 00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:18,334 there would not be enough time to get you in there. 244 00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:20,334 Okay. Um... 245 00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:23,334 Do you think we can get another kind of upgrade? 246 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,960 Well, you and your wife are in the biggest suite. 247 00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:29,501 Besides the Pineapple Suite. 248 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,501 There is another suite in the same category, 249 00:17:34,584 --> 00:17:36,001 with a slightly bigger floor plan 250 00:17:36,084 --> 00:17:37,376 because it has a second powder room. 251 00:17:37,459 --> 00:17:38,835 Okay. -I could see if it's available. 252 00:17:38,918 --> 00:17:40,126 Would you like a second toilet? 253 00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,668 Yeah. Great. 254 00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:46,167 Yeah, it's a garden suite, so no ocean view, 255 00:17:46,251 --> 00:17:48,001 but it does have that second toilet. 256 00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:52,459 Um, no. That's... That's-- that's all right. 257 00:17:52,543 --> 00:17:54,543 Look, you are a valued guest, Mr. Patton. 258 00:17:54,626 --> 00:17:56,668 And I sense your frustration. 259 00:17:57,668 --> 00:17:58,584 Yeah. 260 00:17:58,668 --> 00:18:01,459 Since I can't get you the other room, um, 261 00:18:01,543 --> 00:18:03,668 I am hopeful there's some other way 262 00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:05,167 we can make this up to you. 263 00:18:06,459 --> 00:18:08,960 Let me think on it, okay? 264 00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:11,042 -You go enjoy your day. Okay. 265 00:18:11,126 --> 00:18:13,167 -And I'll come find you later. -Yeah. 266 00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:15,292 -Okay. -Okay. 267 00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:16,543 All right. Thanks. 268 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,376 Ooh. 269 00:18:38,376 --> 00:18:39,543 Belinda... 270 00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:42,167 You... 271 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:45,584 you, you're so good at this. 272 00:18:51,626 --> 00:18:54,501 -Feeling better? Oh my God. 273 00:18:54,584 --> 00:18:55,835 Was that really 90 minutes? 274 00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:58,376 'Cause, oh my God, it-- it felt like ten. 275 00:18:58,459 --> 00:19:00,126 I think you fell asleep. 276 00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:02,960 Oh my God. I know I fell asleep because I... 277 00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:05,334 I dreamt that I was on the top 278 00:19:05,418 --> 00:19:07,710 of this beautiful mountain range in Asia. 279 00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:09,209 Oh, that's cool. 280 00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:11,626 And I had a cyanide pill. 281 00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:13,793 And I just... 282 00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:19,292 Listen, you-- you are so talented. 283 00:19:19,376 --> 00:19:21,626 -Thank you. You know, most people, 284 00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:23,418 they really don't know what they're doing. 285 00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:26,209 You know, they-- they lie you down and... 286 00:19:26,292 --> 00:19:29,459 and then you just get lubricated. But... 287 00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:32,626 you... 288 00:19:33,835 --> 00:19:35,918 you really know where you're going. 289 00:19:38,042 --> 00:19:39,584 Do you think you could have dinner with me 290 00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:41,376 at the hotel tonight? Come on. 291 00:19:41,459 --> 00:19:43,376 'Cause I woke up this morning and I swear to God, 292 00:19:43,459 --> 00:19:45,584 I felt better today than I've ever felt in my life, 293 00:19:45,668 --> 00:19:49,001 and I just really need to know how you did that. 294 00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:51,418 The hotel doesn't really like it 295 00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:54,418 when the staff interacts with the guests in that way. 296 00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:56,626 What do you mean? You can't have dinner? 297 00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:58,001 It would be unusual. 298 00:19:58,084 --> 00:19:59,876 Like some kind of caste system? 299 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,209 Tanya, thank you so much for the invitation. 300 00:20:02,292 --> 00:20:05,042 -I really appreciate it. -That's absurd. 301 00:20:05,126 --> 00:20:07,793 We can have dinner. Who do I to talk to? 302 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,292 You know what? Um... 303 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:15,626 I'll talk to Armond, and I'm sure it'll be fine. 304 00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:17,960 Yeah, it will be fine. Yeah. 305 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:20,251 Um, I get off at 7:00. 306 00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:22,251 Yeah, that's good. I mean, like a couple minutes 307 00:20:22,334 --> 00:20:24,042 after 7:00 at the-- at the restaurant. 308 00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:27,209 Sounds great. 309 00:21:02,751 --> 00:21:04,126 You guys have like nachos? 310 00:21:04,209 --> 00:21:05,918 You wanted the aloha nachos? 311 00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:08,418 -Uh, yes. -Aloha nachos comin' up. 312 00:21:14,459 --> 00:21:15,835 Ah, ja. 313 00:21:17,418 --> 00:21:21,209 Ja, ja, ja. Uh-huh. 314 00:21:21,292 --> 00:21:22,876 Ja. Ja. 315 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,501 Well, I'm sure I'll see you around. 316 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,001 -It was nice to meet you. -See you later. 317 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:27,918 -Auf wiedersehen. -Tschüss. 318 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,418 Who are they? 319 00:21:44,501 --> 00:21:47,459 Ah, it's the German couple that's staying in our room. 320 00:21:48,084 --> 00:21:49,126 Mm. 321 00:21:50,584 --> 00:21:52,292 He's a fucking liar. 322 00:21:53,376 --> 00:21:54,626 The husband? 323 00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:58,751 No, the-- no, the fucking dude at the fucking front desk. 324 00:21:59,876 --> 00:22:01,584 You said he apologized. 325 00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,626 Yeah. 326 00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:05,334 He told me the Germans were leaving Wednesday 327 00:22:05,418 --> 00:22:07,543 so we wouldn't have enough time to switch rooms and get in there. 328 00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:10,876 They just told me they're flying back to Hamburg on Tuesday. 329 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,001 Well, then we can get into the room on Tuesday. 330 00:22:13,084 --> 00:22:15,668 -What's the big deal? -Uh, he lied. 331 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,376 Well, maybe he just got it wrong. 332 00:22:17,459 --> 00:22:21,710 No. He does not want us to have that room. 333 00:22:21,793 --> 00:22:23,584 Why wouldn't he want us to have the room? 334 00:22:23,668 --> 00:22:24,584 Why would he care? 335 00:22:24,668 --> 00:22:26,793 I bet because he thinks I'm an asshole. 336 00:22:29,376 --> 00:22:31,001 Well, were you an asshole? 337 00:22:31,459 --> 00:22:32,501 No. 338 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:35,459 No, I was actually trying to not be an asshole. 339 00:22:36,126 --> 00:22:37,418 But you failed? 340 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,084 I'll call my mom, see if they 341 00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:42,668 refunded the difference between the rooms. 342 00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:51,001 Honey? Hi. -Hey, Mom. What's up? 343 00:22:51,084 --> 00:22:54,543 Okay, so the situation with the room is not resolved. 344 00:22:54,626 --> 00:22:56,251 No. -Can you check and see 345 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,501 if you got a refund from the White Lotus? 346 00:22:58,584 --> 00:23:00,501 Let's just call Lorenzo. 347 00:23:01,001 --> 00:23:02,292 Who's Lorenzo? 348 00:23:02,376 --> 00:23:03,918 The travel agent, sweetie. 349 00:23:04,001 --> 00:23:05,918 We always use him. He's a shark. 350 00:23:06,001 --> 00:23:08,001 Yeah, yeah, get him in on it. 351 00:23:11,042 --> 00:23:12,459 Should I? Yeah, why not. 352 00:23:12,543 --> 00:23:14,376 That's what travel agents are for, right? 353 00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:16,042 He'll deal with it. 354 00:23:16,126 --> 00:23:17,626 She's gonna have Lorenzo call. 355 00:23:17,710 --> 00:23:19,084 They're gonna regret this. 356 00:23:19,167 --> 00:23:22,501 Lorenzo is a gay Filipino beast. 357 00:23:26,501 --> 00:23:28,418 Hey! 358 00:23:32,584 --> 00:23:33,626 Ooh. 359 00:23:35,334 --> 00:23:36,251 Quinn, come on. 360 00:23:36,334 --> 00:23:38,167 Let's cut down on the screen time, okay? 361 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:41,876 Come on. Look around. 362 00:23:42,876 --> 00:23:45,167 Isn't this place gorgeous, huh? 363 00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:49,751 Yeah? 364 00:23:50,418 --> 00:23:52,167 How lucky are we, huh? 365 00:23:54,710 --> 00:23:56,167 You know, when I was your age, 366 00:23:56,876 --> 00:23:58,209 my dad died. 367 00:24:00,918 --> 00:24:02,960 One of the great sadnesses of my life is that 368 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:05,584 you two never got the chance to know each other. 369 00:24:05,668 --> 00:24:08,543 Dad, can I, um, save my game so I don't lose my score? 370 00:24:09,543 --> 00:24:11,334 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 371 00:24:14,292 --> 00:24:17,793 He was like a real alpha, you know? 372 00:24:17,876 --> 00:24:19,543 He was tough. 373 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:21,126 He was tough on me. 374 00:24:23,167 --> 00:24:25,084 I worshipped him, you know? 375 00:24:27,209 --> 00:24:28,376 He was a good man. 376 00:24:31,751 --> 00:24:35,459 You know, when I thought I had cancer, 377 00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:37,459 -I told myself-- -You mean yesterday? 378 00:24:39,418 --> 00:24:40,543 Yeah. 379 00:24:41,251 --> 00:24:42,835 Life's too short. 380 00:24:42,918 --> 00:24:45,501 You gotta make the most out of every moment. 381 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:49,167 You know, we've got to make the most out of every moment. 382 00:24:49,251 --> 00:24:50,710 Yeah, but with each other. 383 00:24:53,334 --> 00:24:55,501 So I signed us up to get certified in scuba. 384 00:24:55,584 --> 00:24:57,543 -No. -Yeah, come on. 385 00:24:57,626 --> 00:24:59,501 -It's like eight hours in the pool. -Eight hours? 386 00:24:59,584 --> 00:25:01,543 Yeah, but then we get to go out in the ocean! 387 00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:05,626 -Dad, that's gonna suck so hard. No, come on. 388 00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:09,292 Look, I wanna do this with you, pal. 389 00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:11,835 Like, my dad was like this sportsman 390 00:25:11,918 --> 00:25:13,710 and we did all this active stuff together. 391 00:25:13,793 --> 00:25:15,918 I never passed that on to you, okay? 392 00:25:16,001 --> 00:25:19,459 So let's-- let's mix it up, let's bro out. Come on. 393 00:25:23,292 --> 00:25:25,084 Okay, fine. 394 00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:26,668 -What? Fine. 395 00:25:26,751 --> 00:25:29,042 -Yes? -Fine. 396 00:25:29,126 --> 00:25:30,584 You make me so happy. 397 00:25:55,543 --> 00:25:57,918 Sorry, am I interrupting? 398 00:25:58,001 --> 00:26:00,084 Uh, it's fine. Hi. 399 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:04,084 Hi. I just wanna say hi. Um, I'm Rachel. 400 00:26:04,167 --> 00:26:06,334 Oh, hi, Rachel, I'm Nicole. 401 00:26:07,501 --> 00:26:10,459 I know who you are. Nicole Mossbacher. 402 00:26:10,543 --> 00:26:12,334 Can I-- uh, do you mind if I sit? 403 00:26:12,418 --> 00:26:14,668 -Please. -Yeah. Thank you. Thanks. 404 00:26:17,501 --> 00:26:18,668 Hi, I'm sorry, 405 00:26:18,751 --> 00:26:20,334 I hope I'm not disrupting your work. 406 00:26:20,418 --> 00:26:22,084 -I know you have a huge job. -Oh. 407 00:26:22,167 --> 00:26:26,209 I'm... I'm answering emails, and they know I'm on vacation. 408 00:26:26,292 --> 00:26:27,251 Great. 409 00:26:27,334 --> 00:26:29,793 -Um, are you on your honeymoon? -Yes. 410 00:26:29,876 --> 00:26:32,167 We saw you and your husband on the boat, 411 00:26:32,251 --> 00:26:35,251 and you had that newlywed glow about you, congratulations. 412 00:26:35,835 --> 00:26:36,835 Thank you. 413 00:26:36,918 --> 00:26:39,126 I'm, actually, I'm having a little career crisis, 414 00:26:39,209 --> 00:26:41,292 and I, uh, saw you working over here, 415 00:26:41,376 --> 00:26:44,835 and I... I just wanted to say that I admire you, 416 00:26:44,918 --> 00:26:47,251 and you've just accomplished so much, 417 00:26:47,334 --> 00:26:51,209 and, as a woman, it's-- it's really-- it's inspiring, 418 00:26:51,292 --> 00:26:55,626 so I-- I-- I just wanted to tell you that. 419 00:26:55,710 --> 00:26:58,918 -That's very sweet. -Sure. 420 00:26:59,001 --> 00:27:00,376 What's your career crisis? 421 00:27:01,751 --> 00:27:03,793 Oh, I don't know, um... 422 00:27:03,876 --> 00:27:06,751 It's a long story but, uh, you know, I just-- 423 00:27:06,835 --> 00:27:09,501 I've been hustling my whole life, 424 00:27:09,584 --> 00:27:10,710 and I've made inroads, 425 00:27:10,793 --> 00:27:12,334 and it's not, like, the best career, 426 00:27:12,418 --> 00:27:14,918 but it's not nothing either, you know. 427 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:17,668 Um, but Shane, my husband, 428 00:27:17,751 --> 00:27:20,001 he's from this very, very wealthy family 429 00:27:20,084 --> 00:27:24,126 and he's very successful, like way more than I am. 430 00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:26,918 And I just sometimes feel like... 431 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,960 I worry that his orbit is-- 432 00:27:30,042 --> 00:27:33,334 is stronger than mine and that, like, 433 00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:36,251 I don't know, that like his gravitational pull 434 00:27:36,334 --> 00:27:41,418 is gonna like just suck me in and, um... 435 00:27:41,501 --> 00:27:45,084 Like you'll become a moon to his planet? 436 00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:48,710 Yes, and not only lose my mediocre career, 437 00:27:48,793 --> 00:27:51,209 which is whatever, but also, like, myself. 438 00:27:51,292 --> 00:27:54,126 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. -Do you know what I'm saying? 439 00:27:54,209 --> 00:27:57,042 May I ask? Did you sign a prenup? 440 00:27:57,126 --> 00:27:58,209 Yes. 441 00:27:58,292 --> 00:28:02,001 But it's, you know, generous but-- 442 00:28:02,084 --> 00:28:05,042 But if your marriage ends, you're not set for life? 443 00:28:05,126 --> 00:28:09,376 No. I mean, there's like a structure to it, 444 00:28:09,459 --> 00:28:11,126 and a time component, 445 00:28:11,209 --> 00:28:14,376 and it's like complicated, but basically no. 446 00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:17,584 Then I think you've got to be really careful. 447 00:28:17,668 --> 00:28:20,167 And you've got to keep your own orbit going. 448 00:28:21,626 --> 00:28:25,376 Because you don't want a few years down the line 449 00:28:25,459 --> 00:28:27,668 to have abandoned your career, 450 00:28:27,751 --> 00:28:29,876 and I'm not saying this is gonna happen to you, 451 00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:32,001 but marriages don't always work out. 452 00:28:32,835 --> 00:28:34,292 Especially because you seem to be 453 00:28:34,376 --> 00:28:36,543 a smart and appealing young woman. 454 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:39,418 Thank you. 455 00:28:39,501 --> 00:28:41,501 Your power is your independence. 456 00:28:42,584 --> 00:28:44,209 Don't give up your power. 457 00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:49,334 Okay. 458 00:28:49,418 --> 00:28:51,668 Well, thank you so much for talking to me. 459 00:28:52,835 --> 00:28:54,334 Women have a lot to navigate. 460 00:28:54,418 --> 00:28:57,918 And I just think it's really important to support women 461 00:28:58,001 --> 00:29:00,501 -when I can. -That's awesome. 462 00:29:02,668 --> 00:29:04,376 Well, I won't bother you any more, 463 00:29:04,459 --> 00:29:05,835 but thank you so much. 464 00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:07,501 My pleasure, Rachel. 465 00:29:08,376 --> 00:29:10,459 What do you do, by the way? 466 00:29:10,543 --> 00:29:14,292 Oh, I'm, um... I'm a journalist. 467 00:29:14,376 --> 00:29:15,501 Ah, amazing. 468 00:29:15,584 --> 00:29:17,918 Yeah. -What outlet? 469 00:29:18,001 --> 00:29:20,584 I'm freelance, so all over the place, 470 00:29:20,668 --> 00:29:22,626 but, um... 471 00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:25,793 I actually-- I wrote a profile about you. 472 00:29:25,876 --> 00:29:28,584 I mean, not just you, uh, also, you know... 473 00:29:28,668 --> 00:29:32,459 It was, um, "Ten Power Women in the Tech World." 474 00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:34,751 It was for, uh, Business World. 475 00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:38,418 -You wrote that? -Yes. 476 00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:42,167 -You're kidding. -Mm-hmm. 477 00:29:43,251 --> 00:29:46,167 That was a fucked-up piece. 478 00:29:48,042 --> 00:29:50,292 -What? Yeah, I remember that. 479 00:29:50,376 --> 00:29:52,459 That was a hatchet job. 480 00:29:52,543 --> 00:29:57,042 Well, it was a puff piece. Are you being serious? 481 00:29:57,126 --> 00:30:00,876 I-- it said you were kicking the corporate world's ass. 482 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,084 No, you made it out like I got my promotion 483 00:30:04,167 --> 00:30:05,960 because of optics. 484 00:30:06,042 --> 00:30:09,543 "She rode the Me Too wave." Bullshit like that. 485 00:30:09,626 --> 00:30:11,835 Well, I couldn't not mention the lawsuits. 486 00:30:11,918 --> 00:30:13,543 But you didn't have to make me come across 487 00:30:13,626 --> 00:30:16,126 like I was some kind of Machiavellian gorgon 488 00:30:16,209 --> 00:30:18,918 using the victimization of the other women in my company 489 00:30:19,001 --> 00:30:22,584 just to further my own craven ambitions. 490 00:30:24,084 --> 00:30:25,376 It didn't read like that. 491 00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:27,960 I mean, that's the kind of thing that hurts me, 492 00:30:28,042 --> 00:30:30,334 not to mention the cause. 493 00:30:30,418 --> 00:30:32,710 Well, I didn't think that, I mean... 494 00:30:33,418 --> 00:30:34,584 It-- 495 00:30:34,668 --> 00:30:37,376 I was just basically repurposing 496 00:30:37,459 --> 00:30:39,209 the profile of you from The Post. 497 00:30:39,292 --> 00:30:41,793 Well, then that's bad journalism. 498 00:30:41,876 --> 00:30:44,543 Not to mention, inaccurate. 499 00:30:44,626 --> 00:30:49,209 I mean, I climbed a hellish ladder on my own, 500 00:30:49,292 --> 00:30:51,376 working my ass off. 501 00:30:51,459 --> 00:30:53,334 I didn't ride some wave. 502 00:30:54,876 --> 00:30:56,251 Well, I... 503 00:30:57,209 --> 00:30:59,042 I'm sorry that you didn't like the piece. 504 00:30:59,126 --> 00:31:00,584 I don't know what else to say. 505 00:31:07,251 --> 00:31:09,710 -Well, have a nice vacation. -Have a nice vacation, Rachel. 506 00:31:09,793 --> 00:31:12,126 Yeah. Have a nice vacation. Okay. 507 00:31:30,209 --> 00:31:32,209 You sure you wanna do this? 508 00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:34,292 I don't know. How long does it last? 509 00:31:34,835 --> 00:31:36,001 Like twenty minutes. 510 00:31:37,668 --> 00:31:39,042 Then yeah, definitely. 511 00:31:39,835 --> 00:31:40,876 Here. 512 00:31:56,835 --> 00:31:58,584 Oh my Lord. 513 00:32:11,584 --> 00:32:12,710 Right? 514 00:32:16,876 --> 00:32:18,876 Thank you for bringing me here. 515 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,376 You have no idea how happy I am you're here. 516 00:32:28,835 --> 00:32:30,626 -Oh, fuck. -What? 517 00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:33,376 Oh, fuck. Look. Oh, no. 518 00:32:33,459 --> 00:32:36,376 Hey. Hi, girls. 519 00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:41,668 Hello! Hi. Hey. Hi. 520 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:44,251 -How are ya? Having fun? 521 00:32:47,793 --> 00:32:50,042 Oh my gosh. 522 00:32:50,126 --> 00:32:52,960 Both of you are so pretty. 523 00:32:53,042 --> 00:32:55,751 I've never seen you this close. Wow. 524 00:32:56,876 --> 00:33:01,334 Look at your skin! Oh my gosh. 525 00:33:01,418 --> 00:33:04,668 You have the most beautiful skin I've ever seen. 526 00:33:04,751 --> 00:33:08,710 Really, like the dewy skin that athletes have, 527 00:33:08,793 --> 00:33:12,501 like, after a race, like, just-- but it's natural. 528 00:33:12,584 --> 00:33:15,084 Anyway, don't mind me, 'cause I'm here-- 529 00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:18,042 I'm-- I'm just scouting right now. 530 00:33:19,418 --> 00:33:23,376 I have a bunch of ashes that I need to throw in the ocean. 531 00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:26,126 I'm just looking for the perfect spot. 532 00:33:29,418 --> 00:33:30,918 My mother passed away a couple weeks ago. 533 00:33:31,001 --> 00:33:34,543 She was in bad shape for a very long time 534 00:33:34,626 --> 00:33:37,334 and, uh, she loved the ocean. 535 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,668 That's why I brought her with me. 536 00:33:41,459 --> 00:33:44,001 It's a heavy box. 537 00:33:44,751 --> 00:33:47,710 You know, I just don't think 538 00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:51,251 that I'm gonna be able to toss the ashes 539 00:33:51,334 --> 00:33:54,876 right there on the shoreline like that. 540 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,376 What if she just splashes back onto the beach? 541 00:33:58,459 --> 00:34:00,459 It would be like littering. 542 00:34:01,918 --> 00:34:05,167 I think I wanna charter a boat and just bring her out 543 00:34:05,251 --> 00:34:07,835 into, like, the deepest part of the ocean... 544 00:34:07,918 --> 00:34:10,626 ...way, way out into the deep, 545 00:34:10,710 --> 00:34:15,126 and sprinkle her very thoroughly. 546 00:34:16,626 --> 00:34:18,167 What do you think? 547 00:34:23,501 --> 00:34:25,251 We got-- we gotta go. 548 00:34:25,334 --> 00:34:28,167 Yeah. We have to pee really, really bad. 549 00:34:28,251 --> 00:34:30,876 I know, I have to pee but I'm not-- I'm holding it. 550 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,751 So sorry about your mom. 551 00:34:32,835 --> 00:34:36,459 Well, have a nice day, girls. 552 00:34:43,501 --> 00:34:48,084 Hey! Girls, you left your... 553 00:34:49,918 --> 00:34:51,710 Do you know who you're dealing with? 554 00:34:51,793 --> 00:34:55,001 His father is Peter Patton. You have to make this right. 555 00:34:55,084 --> 00:34:57,710 I send all my clients to the White Lotus. 556 00:34:57,793 --> 00:34:59,376 I've given you loads of business. 557 00:34:59,459 --> 00:35:01,626 I know Randy Zeoli personally. 558 00:35:01,710 --> 00:35:03,668 I'm taking care of it, sir, I told you. 559 00:35:03,751 --> 00:35:05,751 I will call Randy Zeoli. 560 00:35:05,835 --> 00:35:06,960 I'm giving them freebies. 561 00:35:07,042 --> 00:35:08,418 They'll be in the room by Wednesday. 562 00:35:08,501 --> 00:35:10,418 I thought the Germans were leaving Tuesday. 563 00:35:10,501 --> 00:35:11,876 We have our cleaning protocol. 564 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,251 Oh my God. Fuck your protocol. 565 00:35:14,334 --> 00:35:15,793 We'll get them in as soon as we can. 566 00:35:15,876 --> 00:35:17,793 -I have to go now, I'm afraid. Tuesday. 567 00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:22,292 Fuck my ass! What? 568 00:35:22,376 --> 00:35:24,334 Some lady found this on the beach and gave it to me. 569 00:35:24,418 --> 00:35:26,084 I was gonna put it in the lost and found. 570 00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:27,876 -What, no tag? No. 571 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,960 -You all right, boss? 572 00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:31,668 I'm busy. Anything else? 573 00:35:31,751 --> 00:35:32,751 Nope. 574 00:35:35,918 --> 00:35:37,042 This is Christie. 575 00:35:37,126 --> 00:35:39,001 Yes, uh, Christie, we need to send flowers 576 00:35:39,084 --> 00:35:41,126 to Lani's room at the hospital right away. 577 00:35:41,209 --> 00:35:42,501 Okay. Do you want me to call 578 00:35:42,584 --> 00:35:44,126 Tropical Florists or Nana's or... 579 00:35:44,209 --> 00:35:46,126 No, just have one of the girls do an arrangement 580 00:35:46,209 --> 00:35:47,418 and a valet can drop it off. 581 00:35:47,501 --> 00:35:50,251 Okay. And what should we say on the card? 582 00:35:50,334 --> 00:35:52,084 It doesn't-- On the card, just write, 583 00:35:52,167 --> 00:35:54,501 "Love and well wishes to you and..." 584 00:35:54,584 --> 00:35:56,167 Do we know the name of the baby? 585 00:35:56,251 --> 00:35:59,793 No, but I could call the hospital to find out. 586 00:35:59,876 --> 00:36:02,334 Well, it doesn't matter. Um, just "Love and well wishes 587 00:36:02,418 --> 00:36:04,209 from Armond and all your friends at the White Lotus." 588 00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:06,918 Today? -Yeah, and let me know when it's delivered. Thank you. 589 00:36:34,126 --> 00:36:36,251 Have you seen our bag? It's like a green bag. 590 00:36:36,334 --> 00:36:37,793 No, sorry. 591 00:36:40,084 --> 00:36:42,418 Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. 592 00:36:44,084 --> 00:36:45,835 I don't see it, it's not here. 593 00:36:47,334 --> 00:36:48,793 Olivia, fuck! 594 00:37:08,918 --> 00:37:13,501 ♪ ("'OHI'A HUA PALAKU" BY THE SUNDAY MANOA PLAYING) ♪ 595 00:37:22,084 --> 00:37:23,376 Where were you guys? 596 00:37:23,459 --> 00:37:25,418 Paula lost her backpack on the beach. 597 00:37:25,501 --> 00:37:27,501 It's got some crucial shit in there. 598 00:37:28,584 --> 00:37:30,501 What kind of crucial shit? 599 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,418 All of my thoughts... 600 00:37:37,042 --> 00:37:39,960 for the thesis that I'm about to write. 601 00:37:40,042 --> 00:37:41,334 -Ah. -Oh. 602 00:37:41,418 --> 00:37:43,626 -Already working on your thesis? Hmm. 603 00:37:43,710 --> 00:37:46,334 That's impressive. What's it on? 604 00:37:46,418 --> 00:37:50,960 -Um, colonialism. -Oh, big topic. 605 00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:52,710 That's why we need to find the backpack. 606 00:37:55,835 --> 00:37:57,251 Here you go. -Thanks. 607 00:37:59,334 --> 00:38:02,042 That pretty girl who was on the boat with us 608 00:38:02,710 --> 00:38:04,501 was at the pool today. 609 00:38:06,209 --> 00:38:07,876 She said she was a fan. 610 00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:12,584 Of who? 611 00:38:13,918 --> 00:38:15,084 Of me. 612 00:38:16,584 --> 00:38:18,334 It was nice to hear, 613 00:38:18,418 --> 00:38:20,543 although she's a terrible journalist. 614 00:38:22,042 --> 00:38:23,710 So, I think I'm gonna take the job. 615 00:38:25,001 --> 00:38:27,543 What? Oh, you're joking. 616 00:38:27,626 --> 00:38:29,126 I think I should do it. 617 00:38:31,418 --> 00:38:32,960 You're gonna write an article 618 00:38:33,042 --> 00:38:35,543 about a floating RV at Burning Man 619 00:38:35,626 --> 00:38:36,876 while we're here? 620 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,167 I just-- I can't just walk away from my career, Shane. 621 00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:41,960 No one's asking you to walk away from your career. 622 00:38:42,042 --> 00:38:43,710 We're on our honeymoon. 623 00:38:43,793 --> 00:38:46,793 -Why are you so angry? I'm not angry, I'm... 624 00:38:48,459 --> 00:38:51,334 'Cause it's fucking weird. 625 00:38:51,418 --> 00:38:53,501 You haven't worked for like the last couple months. 626 00:38:53,584 --> 00:38:55,835 I was dealing with the wedding, and exactly. 627 00:38:55,918 --> 00:38:58,251 You're gonna take a job while we're here? 628 00:38:59,126 --> 00:39:00,960 That, to be honest, it's... 629 00:39:01,584 --> 00:39:04,668 That's rude. Okay? So, no. 630 00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:07,209 No. 631 00:39:07,292 --> 00:39:11,960 I just think it's funny that I'm a role model to strangers. 632 00:39:13,209 --> 00:39:14,251 But... 633 00:39:16,543 --> 00:39:17,543 But what? 634 00:39:17,626 --> 00:39:20,376 Most people admire people who achieve things, 635 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:23,793 but you somehow look at it as if it's a personality disorder. 636 00:39:23,876 --> 00:39:27,459 Making shit happen all the time is a compulsion. 637 00:39:27,543 --> 00:39:29,876 It staves off feelings of emptiness. 638 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,960 Or whatever. Okay. The real question is, 639 00:39:32,042 --> 00:39:34,167 what exactly are you getting done? 640 00:39:34,251 --> 00:39:35,876 Putin is an overachiever. 641 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,209 He's impressive, also evil. 642 00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:40,876 Liv, your mother is not Putin. 643 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,334 -Thank you. -Yeah. 644 00:39:42,418 --> 00:39:45,876 She runs one of the most profitable search engines in America. 645 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,960 And she's made it as a woman in a male-dominated culture. 646 00:39:50,042 --> 00:39:51,459 It's very cool. 647 00:39:51,543 --> 00:39:53,793 And her company is a part of the unraveling 648 00:39:53,876 --> 00:39:55,209 of the social fabric. 649 00:39:55,292 --> 00:39:56,918 Should I be rooting for that 650 00:39:57,001 --> 00:39:58,918 just because it's run by a woman? 651 00:39:59,001 --> 00:40:01,668 No, you should be rooting for that because it's your mother. 652 00:40:13,334 --> 00:40:16,668 Shane, you can't say no. Shane, it's my decision. 653 00:40:16,751 --> 00:40:18,084 It doesn't make any fucking sense. 654 00:40:18,167 --> 00:40:19,960 You're gonna ruin our fucking honeymoon. 655 00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:22,126 Is that what you wanna do? Ruin this whole thing? 656 00:40:22,209 --> 00:40:24,418 Mr. and Mrs. Patton, good evening. 657 00:40:24,501 --> 00:40:25,751 I come bearing gifts, 658 00:40:25,835 --> 00:40:29,876 a complimentary bottle of Veuve Clicquot. May I pour? 659 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,209 Thanks. -Wonderful. 660 00:40:34,418 --> 00:40:37,418 I am so very sorry for all the confusion... 661 00:40:39,876 --> 00:40:41,376 and I am determined 662 00:40:41,459 --> 00:40:43,126 to get you into the Pineapple Suite 663 00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:45,459 before you leave. 664 00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:46,501 There we are. 665 00:40:49,126 --> 00:40:50,376 Please enjoy. 666 00:40:56,251 --> 00:41:00,209 Travel agent must've called. Finally getting some respect. 667 00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:04,376 I'm gonna go see if anyone's found our bag. 668 00:41:25,251 --> 00:41:27,042 Excuse me. -Yes? 669 00:41:27,126 --> 00:41:28,376 Where's the lost and found? 670 00:41:28,459 --> 00:41:29,710 Lost and found? 671 00:41:29,793 --> 00:41:33,001 My friend, she lost her backpack today on the beach out front. 672 00:41:33,084 --> 00:41:35,918 It's green. I was just wondering if someone turned it in or... 673 00:41:36,001 --> 00:41:37,751 -I can check in the office. Okay. 674 00:41:37,835 --> 00:41:40,126 There's a lot of important things in there. 675 00:41:40,209 --> 00:41:42,042 I'm sure. I'll take a look. 676 00:42:12,209 --> 00:42:13,167 No luck, I'm afraid. 677 00:42:13,251 --> 00:42:15,418 But we'll definitely keep an eye out. 678 00:42:15,501 --> 00:42:17,710 Yeah. Keep an eye out. 679 00:42:17,793 --> 00:42:18,835 All right. 680 00:42:27,334 --> 00:42:28,918 I always thought it would be cool 681 00:42:29,001 --> 00:42:31,584 to bring people instant relief. 682 00:42:31,668 --> 00:42:35,251 I just-- I really have so much respect for what you do. 683 00:42:35,334 --> 00:42:36,626 Thank you. 684 00:42:36,710 --> 00:42:38,334 Are you enjoying your shrimp tacos? 685 00:42:38,418 --> 00:42:40,292 They're really good. 686 00:42:41,334 --> 00:42:43,042 This is so nice. 687 00:42:43,126 --> 00:42:44,751 More than dinner, it's nice to get 688 00:42:44,835 --> 00:42:47,042 such positive feedback, you know? 689 00:42:47,126 --> 00:42:50,626 It's nice to know you're really making a difference 690 00:42:50,710 --> 00:42:53,543 'cause sometimes, I question that. 691 00:42:54,543 --> 00:42:56,501 Why would you ever question that? 692 00:42:56,584 --> 00:43:01,251 Well, the clientele here is mostly rich white people, 693 00:43:01,334 --> 00:43:04,459 and to be honest, I struggle with that. 694 00:43:04,543 --> 00:43:05,668 Oh. 695 00:43:06,543 --> 00:43:08,376 Okay. 696 00:43:09,543 --> 00:43:11,167 How about this? 697 00:43:11,251 --> 00:43:14,292 Whatever they're paying you, I'll double it. 698 00:43:14,376 --> 00:43:18,001 You can get paid to have fun on your honeymoon, with me. 699 00:43:22,418 --> 00:43:24,793 I do think that there's a purpose 700 00:43:24,876 --> 00:43:27,793 in helping even rich people, you know? 701 00:43:27,876 --> 00:43:29,084 Helping them to find healing, 702 00:43:29,167 --> 00:43:31,584 making them feel more present, more aware. 703 00:43:31,668 --> 00:43:33,042 -Yeah. -Because rich people, 704 00:43:33,126 --> 00:43:34,710 they're the ones that, you know... 705 00:43:36,209 --> 00:43:37,710 are fucking up the whole world. 706 00:43:38,209 --> 00:43:39,501 Yeah. I mean, 707 00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:44,418 I know a lot of rich, white, fucked up people. 708 00:43:44,501 --> 00:43:47,501 They could really use you. 709 00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:51,042 Have... 710 00:43:51,126 --> 00:43:52,334 Have you ever thought about 711 00:43:52,418 --> 00:43:54,126 starting, like, your own business? 712 00:43:55,042 --> 00:43:56,960 Come on. 713 00:43:57,042 --> 00:44:01,292 No, because I would be down for funding something like that. 714 00:44:12,251 --> 00:44:14,710 -That's-- -You have a beautiful family. 715 00:44:16,918 --> 00:44:18,793 -Oh! -Oh, thank you. 716 00:44:18,876 --> 00:44:20,793 I know. Yes, I-- I know. 717 00:44:20,876 --> 00:44:23,584 I'm the lady from the boat. 718 00:44:23,668 --> 00:44:27,876 -I saw you guys. -That's right. Yes. 719 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:33,084 And this is Belinda, she works in the spa. 720 00:44:33,167 --> 00:44:34,042 Hi. 721 00:44:34,126 --> 00:44:35,376 And she's just incredible. 722 00:44:35,459 --> 00:44:38,584 I mean, I was in agony yesterday and I woke up this morning 723 00:44:38,668 --> 00:44:41,126 and I had no pain at all. 724 00:44:43,793 --> 00:44:45,710 Great. Oh, good. I'll make an appointment. 725 00:44:45,793 --> 00:44:48,543 -Of course, yeah. -If she's not booked with me. 726 00:44:48,626 --> 00:44:49,668 Okay. 727 00:44:51,418 --> 00:44:52,501 Well... 728 00:44:55,668 --> 00:44:57,292 I could be your publicist. 729 00:45:01,710 --> 00:45:02,793 Where were you? 730 00:45:02,876 --> 00:45:04,710 Bathroom. What'd he say? 731 00:45:04,793 --> 00:45:06,126 He's gonna look into it. 732 00:45:09,584 --> 00:45:11,501 Everyone... Sorry. 733 00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:13,167 I don't know why I just stood up. 734 00:45:13,251 --> 00:45:15,042 Uh... 735 00:45:18,209 --> 00:45:20,710 This may be a little cheesy. 736 00:45:20,793 --> 00:45:23,960 But, um, I just wanted to say... 737 00:45:25,918 --> 00:45:27,835 that I had a little health scare... 738 00:45:27,918 --> 00:45:29,543 ♪ ("KE KALI NEI AU" BY MAHI BEAMER PLAYING) ♪ 739 00:45:29,626 --> 00:45:33,084 ...and it turned out to be a real blessing, 740 00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:36,167 because it's the kind of thing 741 00:45:36,251 --> 00:45:39,167 that gives you a new perspective on life and... 742 00:45:40,418 --> 00:45:42,835 and how lucky we all are. 743 00:45:44,418 --> 00:45:47,126 And when you really think about it, I mean... 744 00:45:47,209 --> 00:45:50,167 ...we have no problems. 745 00:45:52,167 --> 00:45:55,543 We've got food to eat, family, 746 00:45:56,501 --> 00:45:58,167 we're healthy and alive. 747 00:46:00,292 --> 00:46:02,501 And when you think about how... 748 00:46:02,584 --> 00:46:03,918 That-- that family... 749 00:46:06,251 --> 00:46:07,668 is so obnoxious. 750 00:46:08,209 --> 00:46:10,292 The mother is a bitch. 751 00:46:10,376 --> 00:46:12,918 And the daughter is a bitch also. 752 00:46:13,001 --> 00:46:15,876 Never take anything for granted. 753 00:46:17,042 --> 00:46:20,710 It's also a reminder to look at things in a new way, 754 00:46:21,376 --> 00:46:22,793 and if you do, 755 00:46:22,876 --> 00:46:27,084 then, like, every day can be a new day, right? 756 00:46:27,710 --> 00:46:29,209 And if it is... 757 00:46:32,042 --> 00:46:33,251 it's like you're al-- 758 00:46:33,334 --> 00:46:36,084 you're always being born into life... 759 00:46:38,751 --> 00:46:40,543 like, all the time. 760 00:46:41,418 --> 00:46:43,584 You're not stuck... 761 00:46:45,584 --> 00:46:49,126 decaying or dying. 762 00:46:52,751 --> 00:46:55,501 Anyway, that's just what I was thinking about. 763 00:46:55,584 --> 00:46:57,459 I just wanna share it and... 764 00:46:58,918 --> 00:47:02,418 just... I love you guys. 765 00:47:03,126 --> 00:47:04,751 That's so sweet, honey. 766 00:47:26,584 --> 00:47:27,876 Quinn. Quinn, just-- 767 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,042 Oh, you know what? Actually, I think I got it. 768 00:47:31,626 --> 00:47:34,001 Okay. Oh, yes. 769 00:47:36,793 --> 00:47:39,543 Mom, what are you doing? 770 00:47:39,626 --> 00:47:42,084 Your brother is gonna suffocate if he sleeps in the kitchen. 771 00:47:42,167 --> 00:47:44,668 -So get him his own room. -Olivia. 772 00:47:44,751 --> 00:47:46,042 What? You can put a fan in there. 773 00:47:46,126 --> 00:47:49,251 No. This is perfect. This is fine. You sleep here. 774 00:47:49,876 --> 00:47:51,126 You girls be nice. 775 00:47:51,793 --> 00:47:52,793 Good night. 776 00:48:18,543 --> 00:48:20,001 We don't want you in here. 777 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,167 Fine. 778 00:48:23,251 --> 00:48:26,001 I'll just sleep on the fucking beach. 779 00:48:35,334 --> 00:48:36,668 That was easy. 780 00:48:39,001 --> 00:48:40,209 Who's the guy? 781 00:48:42,543 --> 00:48:43,501 What guy? 782 00:48:43,584 --> 00:48:46,042 The guy you were with by the lobby. I saw you. 783 00:48:47,918 --> 00:48:50,334 Just some busboy, I don't know. 784 00:48:51,001 --> 00:48:52,376 Seemed like you knew him. 785 00:48:53,584 --> 00:48:55,918 He's just some random who tried to pick me up. 786 00:48:58,209 --> 00:48:59,376 Hmm. 787 00:49:15,543 --> 00:49:17,334 There. I emailed them and I told them 788 00:49:17,418 --> 00:49:21,042 that I'm on my honeymoon and I cannot do the piece. 789 00:49:22,251 --> 00:49:23,584 Are you happy? 790 00:49:25,334 --> 00:49:26,501 Yeah. Thanks, baba. 791 00:49:26,584 --> 00:49:29,543 Yeah. Whatever. Whatever. 792 00:49:42,751 --> 00:49:44,418 Hey. 793 00:49:44,501 --> 00:49:46,459 You know what I'm gonna do for you? 794 00:49:46,543 --> 00:49:49,126 -Hmm. -Because I love you so much. 795 00:49:49,418 --> 00:49:50,835 Hmm. 796 00:49:50,918 --> 00:49:54,167 I am gonna give you what every girl 797 00:49:54,251 --> 00:49:56,459 in America wants, apparently. 798 00:49:57,418 --> 00:50:00,292 A trip to Burning Man in an electric RV 799 00:50:00,376 --> 00:50:02,251 that can levitate above the ground. 800 00:50:08,710 --> 00:50:10,835 -I love my wife. 801 00:50:11,501 --> 00:50:14,042 My wife is so hot. 802 00:50:14,126 --> 00:50:17,501 Stop. -I love my wife. 803 00:50:18,793 --> 00:50:22,501 -My wife is so hot. 804 00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:24,459 My wife. 805 00:50:26,001 --> 00:50:27,835 You're my wife. 806 00:50:28,710 --> 00:50:30,001 My wife. 807 00:50:33,334 --> 00:50:35,668 -Just give me a second, please. Mm-hmm. 808 00:50:42,376 --> 00:50:43,376 Hello? 809 00:50:43,459 --> 00:50:46,251 Mark? It's your Uncle Charlie. 810 00:50:46,334 --> 00:50:48,292 Hey, Uncle Charlie! How are you? 811 00:50:48,376 --> 00:50:51,292 Well, you know, no big complaints. 812 00:50:51,376 --> 00:50:53,251 -Same old shit, you know. -Yeah. 813 00:50:53,334 --> 00:50:54,835 I saw you called me. 814 00:50:54,918 --> 00:50:58,626 Yeah, um, I'm actually in Hawaii with the family. 815 00:50:58,710 --> 00:51:00,626 Hawaii, great! 816 00:51:00,710 --> 00:51:02,084 -Yeah. Son of a bitch. 817 00:51:02,167 --> 00:51:04,876 Yeah, it's good. It's great. It's really nice to get away. 818 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,668 Um, yeah, I called. I had this health scare 819 00:51:07,751 --> 00:51:10,751 and I thought I might have cancer. 820 00:51:10,835 --> 00:51:12,251 Cancer, no. 821 00:51:12,334 --> 00:51:13,918 Yeah. No, I-- but I don't. I'm fine. 822 00:51:14,001 --> 00:51:16,084 There's nothing to worry about. But, um... 823 00:51:16,167 --> 00:51:18,251 Oh, that's good, Mark. Good. 824 00:51:18,334 --> 00:51:20,876 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I called because I was worried 825 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,960 and I just, you know, I couldn't-- I couldn't remember 826 00:51:24,042 --> 00:51:28,543 what kind of, uh, cancer, um, dad had. 827 00:51:28,626 --> 00:51:31,626 Cancer? What-- what-- what type of cancer? 828 00:51:31,710 --> 00:51:34,209 Yeah. Yeah, the cancer that killed him. 829 00:51:35,126 --> 00:51:37,292 Well, Mark, 830 00:51:37,376 --> 00:51:39,209 your dad didn't die of cancer. 831 00:51:40,668 --> 00:51:42,376 What? Wait. 832 00:51:43,876 --> 00:51:45,584 He-- he didn't? I-- 833 00:51:46,543 --> 00:51:49,376 I thought for sure that he died of cancer. 834 00:51:51,042 --> 00:51:52,626 No, Mark, 835 00:51:52,710 --> 00:51:55,167 your dad didn't die from cancer. 836 00:51:56,459 --> 00:51:59,042 Okay. What did he die from? 837 00:52:01,251 --> 00:52:03,209 He-- he died from AIDS. 838 00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:06,251 What? 839 00:52:09,459 --> 00:52:10,543 AIDS? 840 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,001 Are you serious? 841 00:52:13,084 --> 00:52:16,167 I mean-- wait, are you sure? 842 00:52:16,251 --> 00:52:18,626 Yes, I'm sure, Mark. 843 00:52:21,918 --> 00:52:25,918 Okay, well-- how did-- how did I not know this? 844 00:52:26,001 --> 00:52:29,793 Well, your dad didn't want anyone to know. 845 00:52:29,876 --> 00:52:31,543 And you were young. 846 00:52:31,626 --> 00:52:33,292 Your mother couldn't handle any of it. 847 00:52:33,376 --> 00:52:37,126 But I thought maybe at some point 848 00:52:37,209 --> 00:52:38,626 someone had told you. 849 00:52:39,334 --> 00:52:41,459 No. No, this is... 850 00:52:42,710 --> 00:52:45,376 This is the first I've heard of this. 851 00:52:45,459 --> 00:52:47,418 Um, I-- wait. 852 00:52:49,167 --> 00:52:50,710 I don't understand. 853 00:52:50,793 --> 00:52:53,292 How did he get AIDS? 854 00:52:53,376 --> 00:52:57,751 Well... well, by having sex with men. 855 00:52:57,835 --> 00:53:01,126 Your father, Mark, he had sex with men. 856 00:53:06,876 --> 00:53:07,918 He did? 857 00:53:09,001 --> 00:53:10,584 He had two lives. 858 00:53:11,459 --> 00:53:13,376 He had his family, 859 00:53:13,459 --> 00:53:16,418 and then he had another life 860 00:53:17,084 --> 00:53:19,126 with homosexuals. 861 00:53:19,209 --> 00:53:22,960 ♪ ("HAWAI'I ALOHA" BY THE ROSE ENSEMBLE PLAYING) ♪ 862 00:55:44,710 --> 00:55:46,334 What the fuck?